Atomic Buffalo Turds
Quick & Simple Meals
Atomic Buffalo Turds (ABTs) are the ultimate BBQ crowd-pleaser. Fresh jalapeños are stuffed with spicy cream cheese, topped with a little smokie, wrapped in bacon, and slow-smoked until perfectly tender and full of flavor. Sweet, smoky, spicy, and creamy all in one addictive bite—these are the first thing to disappear at any cookout or tailgate!
Prep Time 20 minutes mins
Cook Time 1 hour hr
Total Time 1 hour hr 20 minutes mins
Servings 8
Calories 120 kcal
- 12 fresh jalapeño peppers
- 12 slices bacon thin-cut works best
- 24 little smokies sausages
- 8 oz 1 package cream cheese, softened
- 2 tsp paprika
- 1 tsp cayenne pepper adjust to taste
Wash and trim jalapeños, slicing them lengthwise.
Remove seeds and veins with a spoon, leaving some membrane if you prefer more heat.
Use gloves to protect your skin.
In a bowl, combine softened cream cheese, paprika, and cayenne pepper.
Mix well.
Fill each jalapeño half generously with the cream cheese mixture using a knife or piping bag.
Top each filled jalapeño with a little smokie.
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• Thin bacon works best—it crisps up without overpowering the filling.
• Adjust the cayenne in the cream cheese to match your heat level.
• These can be made ahead and smoked just before serving.